Nothing to see hear! Just Forgetful Joe! You see Americans are fools and will believe what we tell them about the President.
In the District of Columbia, where everyone knows everything and everyone, lives an elderly gentleman named President Joe. Forgetful Joe, a doddering 81-year-old, is known for his angry outburst, not being able to construct words from thought, his love for storytelling about things that never happened, and his rather unamusing bouts of forgetfulness.
Forgetful Joe’s cognitive decline has become the talk of the Nation, from the President Joe shuffle (where he appears to speed up awkwardly flailing his arms as he shuffles his feet), falling up stairs, falling down on stages, being told where to walk and being led from podiums. It’s sad, because Forgetful Joe, the leader of the free world, is a national and international joke. His mishaps are a somber reminder that his mental acuity is not fit for holding the office of the Presidency.
Take, for instance, the time Forgetful Joe decided to introduce his Homeland Security Secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas (who could forget him after he destroyed the border and immigration), during a white house event. He could not remember his name and froze trying to focus. More embarrassingly, the time he called on a deceased Congresswoman Jackie Walorskito to be recognized at another White House event. “Jackie, are you here?” Biden asked. “Where’s Jackie? I thought she was going to be here — to help make this a reality.” And talk about insane, the moronic Jean-Pierre, Biden’s Press Secretary, had this to say and even claimed, “I don’t think it’s at all unusual” that the president called for the deceased congresswoman. Really?
The president endured a major teleprompter fail in July when he accidentally read instructions rather than doing what those instructions told him to do. “End of quote. Repeat the line,” he said at a White House event. Or another teleprompter gaffe where he read the word “Pause”.
Perhaps the most endearing of Forgetful Joe’s escapades was the president twice suggested during a visit to a Scranton, PA World War II memorial honoring his uncle, Ambrose Finnegan, that his body may have been eaten by humans. “He got shot down in New Guinea, and they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of the New Guinea.” The official military account of his death states that his plane crashed into the ocean and that neither his body nor the aircraft were recovered.
Biden was once questioned by a New Hampshire resident about his grades in law school, Biden replied “I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect,” and then he lied saying that he had graduated in the “top half” of his class, that he had attended law school on a full scholarship, and had received three degrees in college.
This would be sad but instead it is dangerous to think those around Forgetful Joe – the Lying Dictator are enabling him to continue and even run for another term. It amounts to elder abuse and an insult to the intelligence and observations of the American public.
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